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Do these law firms really check previous summer employment? Because I pretty much lazed around this summer but my resume says otherwise.

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We had a summer associate lunch with some attorneys. Female attorney starts talking about her relationship gone bad. Then one of the interns asks her where she met her ex-boyfriend. She says "Vegas" Then the intern says - "you should have followed the rule that whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."

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I didn't get a firm job so I usually try to go out with friends that do and I get so mad when they don't offer to buy me drinks. I am such a hustler.

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Last summer, a few partners of my firm took me and some other male summer associates to a New York strip club. Best summer ever!

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This summer, man walked up to me and said "can I take you out as soon as I serve my time in county?" When I said no thanks, he replied "but I got a beamer outside sitting on some 24's"

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I went to the bunny ranch and spent a weeks salary.

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Professor walks in on the first day of our summer class and says "I assume you are the ones who couldn't get summer jobs." LMAO

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